As a preview for next month’s Herding Cats, I decided to take a suggestion from a colleague and turn it into a column. We’re going to explore Hizver’s Insecurity in Large Numbers Theorum!

Think you are safe in a crowd? Think again! Think that your company is too small to be noticed or targeted? Danger is afoot!

Without ruining the punchline, consider this. Let’s say you work for a large company with a few thousand employees. Each one has at least one Microsoft Windows device assigned to them. Remember the emergency patch from last month? Are you 100% confident that every single last one of those devices was patched?

Also, another preview… All previous versions of Herding Cats will be posted in their printed glory by December 1!

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