Entitled, The Carl Method to Security, I compare CIOs to our lovable friend Carl Spackler when it comes to reacting from a breach. If you read this and don’t believe me, just troll the news for recent CIOs responding to breaches.

I don’t need to make this stuff up, people do it quite nicely on their own. Just like that time I was in the Las Vegas airport and a TSA agent came over the PA and said, “To the person who left your dentures and hearing aid at the security checkpoint, if you can hear me, please return to claim your items.”

See? Don’t need to make it up.

Anyway, go check it out!

This post originally appeared on BrandenWilliams.com.